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Alas – promotion has remained minimal; once again in the doldrums we find ourselves. Its been quite the roller coaster ride – only insofar as feeling like a slow laboured piece of shite – but we retain the hope we’ll finally be able to climb the hill without the gears slipping and forcing us backwards, slowly returning to home base. This time we actually open the tool box and pluck out spanners and drills and saws; not everything can be fixed with duct tape.
For transparency - my head isnae oft under the hood of my car fixing stuff to be honest. Sure - I can slip a bit of fluid in the windscreen wipers bottle, or tot up the oil or whatever pish; but its no oft I've a exhaust manifold sat on a workbench or owt. Its learning as we go at the moment - a wee plume of smoke erupts; its back to base to investigate, decipher, learn and fix. A fair amount of, 'Whats this for?' or ,'Are you sure that goes there?' - its perhaps not ideal given the parameters. But with each slight - with each disaster; knowledge is harvested. We take the lessons learnt and move forward with amendments being made to the manuscripts as we go. Much akin to years gone by - Columbus or whomever, out there on the seas; crew being struck down with all sorts of exotic and new ailments - none wise to what the fucks going on. Horrendous of course - but terrific news to bring home to the masses, 'Eat more oranges whilst at sea' etc.
My own ailments have been well documented in the usual places - a back constructed from old useless pieces of garbage lying about the place; a neck filled with big lumps of shite and sinew that there just isnae the room to allow for, and a head handicapped by a stiffness in movement that presents little oppurtunity for swift responsiveness and data capturing. Its tough, I'm no going to lie. but with the definite nature of the ailments presenting obstacles I just simply have to deal with, there comes a time when you just have to shrug your shoulders and get on with it. Being down in the dumps will be present here and there - its a right cunt when you don't have the usual avenues available, other than one pain-filled and doom-laden. I spent a bit of cash and time buying up equipment and having checks done and all the rest - but in the end, the reality of being an old cunt is one that comes with manys an acceptance. I do accept - but I also look to break boundaries. I say, 'Ok - the last cunt that did this, how did he do? Oh no cunts tried it? Well there's a precendence to be set then; a target for which others can take aim at and better - pushing ability further and further until the ailment is barely registering. Rehabilitation is summat I kind of make up as I go along; if it takes putting my left arm over my right then bending ninety degrees to release a bit of stabby pain - so be it. Thats what I've discovered helps for that particular problem. Duly noted. Always learning.
It likely makes sense reading this sort of shite, that as a result - I do what I do. Days of parading around pitches or arenas or courts or whatever long since over in any sense of competitiveness - the boots and racquets and clubs and all the rest sold on eBay or given to charity; no point in any of that now. It only serves to get in the way of my current progress march - DWT. Its been a long-winded trail of pish granted - but the point isnae now lost I'm sure: Dad does DWT like he means it. I do do that - it means a fucking lot. I oft stare way too far off into the distance at end goals and the like - no different with DWT - but in the interim, I've a terrific way of maintaining a voice and liaising with others. Whilst statistically I've had more prosperous times with DWT - in its current guise, the sense of acceptance is now one where the interactions are now expectant - with an wonderful sense of adventure. Its been a long and winding snake this current absence of victory - but even this deep into the hunt, the ever-presence of intrigue remains at large for some; for others that is represented by returning for a glance here and there. Either way - they know where it is and know who to ask. One day - they'll be telling stories and handing over t-shirts as gifts. I've no doubt in my mind this will be one day a reality.
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Very upset I was at last weeks non-event; support was thick in the air for it. Little wonder – the combo was dripping with intrigue and potential aplenty. Alas the goals were very, very slow in arriving; nothing available in terms of prosperous cash out ops…just white knuckled fists gripped about the garment, hoping for last minute madness. The time spent up and out of the slurry that is being Whitewashed, avoided for just one week. Ah no. But after such a lengthy time amongst it – its understandable the week up and out was used as a potential springboard to superstardom. Lets rid ourselves of this place for as long as we can - remove the chance of dwelling there and get ourselves far, far away. To be honest with you - this mantra translates fairly loosely for me; sure o n paper reducing the odds and playing safe seems wise etc...but is it DWT? Does it carry the required essence? Glance at the picks - judge for yourselves. My eyes will always see what they see: Hope. So to wrap up - We prove we don't scare, We prove that we dare - the call to take care, is not oft one we share. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£323.43. Ah no.
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I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.

The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

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So here it is - the one that fuses the agony from different sources, in an attempt to turn shitey water into wine:
Its DWT36
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Odds
ABERDEEN	livingston	17/10
WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERS	crystal palace	13/8
KILMARNOCK	st johnstone	3/1

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29.58/1 we get for this selection – terrific.
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Over 22's last week; over 29's this week - I was deflated by last week there's no doubt there; but I choose to keep in focus the belief that existed prior to the collapse. Wise voices were thick in the air - there was little doubt that on paper - we had a solid wee bastard. To return nothing obviously stings like a right wee bastard - but the hope prior to me is as potent as the energy felt at things going right during. togetherness already evident before things have even got going is the kernel of goodness that really maximises the joy. Get it early - maintain it; and you're in for a terrific day. Trust therefore today proves equally potent 😎
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ABERDEEN are in the mix; no oft I do this - but I just feel all the ingredients add up to victory here. Travelling to a place where no cunt seems able to win anymore, accompanied by a complete lack of scoring ability, seems possibly a strange set of ingredients to base assuredness on - but for me this is the essence of this weeks effort. Sure they are on fire at the moment; but if you're telling me the Dons are incapable of winning a game at livingston, then well - we are at a fucking crossroads ese.
WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS are feeling it a smidge this season; bottom half, struggling for form - they're a shadow of their former selves based on the return. But they visit a mob in much the same kind of dire straits themsleves - and based on recent escapades, Wolves seem much more the cunts likely to propell themselves upwards. The return to glory starts here.
KILMARNOCK subbed in at the last minute (ish) then - the affair at walsall called off alas. with it, Mansfields hope of yet another victory. Times have been tough for Killie tbf; but 3/1 is a price I couldnae resist (assisted no doubt by a couple Killie cunts getting Covid). Plenty left in the tank to get back to winning ways - at home mind. They may be on a tear - but they're arnae Brasil 1970 by fuck.
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So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff
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Alas – promotion has remained minimal; a time away in the shadows I thought best after last weeks non-event. The missing match - Dundee Utd / st johnstone - was replayed there in midweek. A draw. So if it had been transferred - fuck all back anyhow. Not officially (which is summat I guess) - but for all intensive purposes; another whitewash. Ah no. Rest assured - I'll be making sure the asterisk is set in bold type explaining the break in flow as displayed by the progress checker spreadsheet. Regardless - the need for the fucking asterisk in the first place; unacceptable.
In between of course; a more ridiculous set of images you're very unlikely to see. Pricks aplenty making a right cunt of themselves on display by the fucking thousand. A big place the States of course - but the effort made by many to attend the event and be a proper off the chain crazy bastard, is indicative of a real issue evident. In terms of polar opposite mindsets, I've oft being fairly comfortable with accepting theres many whose opinion I cannot change. The aim mainly, to at least pry open the door of acknowledgment, make the cunt aware - and hope the journey life takes them on exposes them to more and more rational thought and has them adjust things from within (thus voluntarily spreading the good word of the more fundamental levels of common sense and decency to the other folks they do life together with). Impossible of course to keep track of the efforts made, given none of these pricks are ever seen or heard from again...hope more than anything.
Anyone or anything can have a key influence on something amazing happening of course; the best of things occur free of outside influence - beauty appearing purely based on random events clashing. Terrific of course - but often theres not time available, to be waiting on diamonds forming or whatever pish. The studying of behaviours makes discoveries; yadda yadda - 'look at what we've made by fusing these two things together'. The definitiveness of science, makes achieving new exciting stuff possible as fuck. The same ethos applied to human behaviour not quite as efficient alas; if anything the textbooks of study fattening by the month - 'oh sure - we sussed that in many occurences, these actions will suffice; but we also discovered a whole other mess of crap whilst we were doing pish related to the original problem. In essence - 5 times more work created (at a guess)'.
A seemingly infinite number of potentials therefore available to any human being; the potential for unexpected behaviour off the scale. This ball of debris has grown in size rapidly over the last 12+ months - reasons fairly obvious - but the chaos caused by a few quickly implemented laws to abide by, is a stark reminder of just how many mindsets there are out there these days. Sure it wasn't quite as simple as good v evil in times gone by - but these days, the heightening of splinter activity really seems to have gone into hyperspace. With tools to put your voice out there available for a few bangers, the oppurtunity to talk at the world, is oft too good to turn down (no exactly innocent of such behaviour myself tbf haha). Folk having outlandish opinion is nothing new of course - but with only the folk in range to spout the pish to, oft the voice got crushed quickly under the weight of apathy. Now - you can meet a cunt exactly like you from all over the place anywhere in the world (that has internet). Any activity where theres a few cunts involved, plans made - actual intent to inflict/perform/abuse....thats the properly scary stuff. One serial killer - terrible. Two serial killers working together...how, why and where did this relationship blossom? The conversation between the two turns sinister...who commits first to admitting they're a fucking mad cunt? Confusing that folk think they can just lay that shite out there and be filled with expectancy they're on their way to a fun filled life of horrendous activity. Whats happening in the world where they feel comfy enough just casually discussing jailworthy activity? Ach I don't know - the human mind. Loads of work to do yet - hoo mama.
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Every week of late the mantra here has been detailing an emphasis on no nonsense - well I do believe that this weeks effort is the actual proper qualifier for this monicker. A solid combo combining the very fibre of elements that make up the DWT formula; at the very least a double seems solid. Not that I'm making do - I don't want to get into settling of course; more of an effort here to draw attention to the solidity of things. I'm of no doubt we're getting all of them trotting over the line and finally - FINALLY - denting that negative that has weighed the ship down for so so long. A smidge away from tipping over £300 - scary stuff. The sweat produced from the worry is harvested however and turned into fuel; from the energy we prosper 😎. So to wrap up - no longer at play, we gather all to say - we do things different today, lets go make some fucking hay. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£298.57. Ah no.
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I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.

The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

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So here it is - the one that recognises the added tension caused by last weeks non-adventure and vows to delivery action, joy and elation in equal measure:
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Its DWT34
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Odds
NOTTINGHAM FOREST	millwall	11/8
PETERBOROUGH UNITED	milton keynes dons	5/4
SCUNTHORPE UNITED	barrow	23/10

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16.63/1 we get for this selection – terrific.
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Over 17's last week; over 16's this week - the lands of teen now residence of the DWT for now 2 weeks running (albeit last weeks was scrubbed from the record books owing to postponement. Ah no). Fairly apparent this one is, in the hunt up there at the front of the race and no mistake. Really could do with summat right out of the traps tbh; last weeks damp squib really deflated the figurative dinghy...chuck in the Dons being postponed not once but fucking twice - football was the source of much disdain over the last week. Still - over the rut we are; the delay soon forgotten when this cheeky number strolls home 😎
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NOTTINGHAM FOREST now 6 games undefeated; the ship well and truly steadied. Home they are again; which will hopefully add emphasis to the need to bang in a few more goals, having thrust home just 1 or less in the last 5. But here - now we've a semblence of confidence; its time for flair and invention to take precedent. Its only millwall - fuck em.
PETERBOROUGH UNITED at a price that had me do a bitty more delving that perhaps necessary...but nowt tells me they'll foresee any more problems than most other weeks. Any doubt in their energy was soon chucked out the window after they laid Portsmouth to the sword midweek (5-1 for the love of fuck). victory keeps them on the edge of the auto-places; 12 goals scored in their last three home games suggests in the baggedness aplenty.
SCUNTHORPE UNITED Okay - a pretty obvious keystone this week are Scunthorpe; but hear me out - away to fellow strugglers barrow they are - very winnable. Beat them last time out in a tight affair; but they have that edge at least. Away form patchy; a defeat last time out - but after going 2-1 down in the first ten minutes, ran the game until a 93rd minute sealer. Before that a couple of 1-0's; they're at the races most the time. a wee rub of greenery and hey presto I reckon. Nowt like the presence of near foes to motivate.
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So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff
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Alas – promotion has remained minimal; but we've now in our possession, a wee snifter of a chance to properly leap aboard the success train. Admittedly this snifter is based on nowt more than the run of horror being ended - but additional to that; there was a strange couple of incidents surrounding the number 69 (see Twitter for details). Admittedly - notable only really for the fact 69 was involved (easy minded). But thats the noteworthiness there in itself - I'd have surely noticed a chance 69 occurrence or two if it'd been apparent previously.
69 - what does it mean? Theres the linkage to coitous of course; but away from that - there's the less coarse noteworthiness of ying and yang: pushed together, the numbers interlock as if, finally - they have found the positions required to fuse and be as one. DWT and Victory - which is 6 and which is 9 - it matters little. the fusion removes the barriers of former association. Here - I'm no a filofax of all things repeated link occurrences; but 2 within a week - thats summat. Summat to pay heed to and to take confidence from. Dismissing rewards and becoming accustomed to skeptitude, is a road tarred with regret and frustration: 'I should have...' 'If only I'd...' Impractical of course to grasp hold confidently to any and all random encounters and possibles - but well worth doing a smidge of research on whatever slips itself into your field of vision (aside from the nigerian prince type obvious pish).
My journey towards the inevitable destination of spirituality, has been one filled with tests - harsh lessons learnt and no fucking mistake. Akin to any challenge - the problems lie within your own doubt and lack of belief. Laid bear - the achievements successfully processed, by the best of the best at each and every thing there is to be the best at - are all unforeseen and random. Noone knows precisely when and where a new best will be set, even by the achiever themselves. The combination of good surrounding them at that time equated to elation...it can't be rushed, it can't be forced - it's a force that guides you. I've lost count of the number of times my bottle has been dropped and smashed on the floor; a wee game of pool - out to a giant lead; me on the black, the other cunt on all his yellows still...yadda yadda - defeated. Dinnae get me wrong - I'm no an exclusive to failure type cunt; theres been many many smooth and silky victories over the years - pizazz a fucking plenty. But raw in my mind, are manys an occasion where I'm in the ascendency - in particular in the sense of a knife edge being balanced upon....Pot this one ball - this straight shot into the corner....no other balls in the way - just tap it in. Just tap it in now. Just tap-tap-tap a roo....missed. The back straightens sharply, eyes burning a hole in the black ball, as it trickles slowly away from the intended target.
Its been a while since I've had my hands wrapped around a pool cue; the memories still hurt. Sports are all competitive and difficult to make inroads into at the best of times. At my age, if there's no indication of any kind of raw talent - move on to the next one. Did the usual merry-go-round through the usual ones; once they were exhausted then onto the less so ones. Nowadays - none. An acceptance my set of tools are alas not of the calibre required to make any sort of worthwhile progress. Those who can't do teach of course; and whilst placing wagers is perhaps another topic potentially set to be tossed on the 'tried and failed' pile - its one where I've finally achieved peace of mind. Acceptance I will never be the best specifically at harvesting huge lumps of cash - but also recognising that in itself, the path woven is worthy of highlighting (given the content is of a magnetic enough calibre). Free of the shackles of expectancy - expression and artistic license can be turned to for inspiration, offering others the opportunity to lay eyes on something other than the what have you. Whether it takes precedence over the what have you is the thing. Then once thats got some traction - beginning the quest towards when DWT eventually itself becoming the what have you; familiar hellos and nods - part of the landscape. This happening I'm hoping will result in the draining of stress and mental anguish I carry around with me; fingers crossed 🤞
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The feelings on this weeks effort are much akin to last week; its all on the keystone. She fell out last week alas - but this week we have home advantage in our Keystone affair; suddenly things get a good smidge more attractive. The good news accompanying this, is the odds are a lot more generous than they were for last weeks Keystone; and as such we've got something here that I like to refer to as, 'The Perfect Storm'. We may be going up and down and side to side quite violently - but one things for sure; we'll have a terrific prosperous time 😎. So to wrap up - now we've broken the curse, put the rot in reverse - we slip a hand into the purse, there's a plan to rehearse. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£303.43. Ah no.
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I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.

The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

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So here it is - the one that is now ready to accept its fate and be propelled into hyperspace by our new friend, 69:
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Its DWT35
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Odds
QUEENS PARK RANGERS	derby county	8/5
PETERBOROUGH UNITED	ipswich town	13/10
WIGAN ATHLETIC	fleetwood town	29/10

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22.32/1 we get for this selection – terrific.
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Over 16's last week; over 22's this week - there's now maybes no so much of an expectant glance these days; the consistency of price is not one to hang the hat off of. But generally I find after a wee bitty of success, I generally react in a glisteny-eye type way and push the boat out. This week no different then - the scales tipping over the 20 mark; a land I enjoy if I'm honest. The journey one much more befitting of the vessel The Good Ship is - eager for confrontation jousting and challenging obstacles. Final checks all round - but we've a trio of heroes here afore you today; mark my fucking words people 😎
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QUEENS PARK RANGERS caught my eye there a wee whiley ago after hearing the news Charlie Austin had re-signed; a terrific wee cunt he is. First game back - and a goal in a 2-0 winning effort over Luton away. Back to Loftus Road for the first home outing this week; Pugfaces derby in town to provide the challenge. In good spirits they'll be after getting the first win of the Pugface regime there in midweek - that the second of two they've played whilst QPR have been resting and waiting for today. Hat-trick for the man of the moment, wouldnae be a surprise if you ask me.
PETERBOROUGH UNITED caused plenty joy last week; and at a price that claws at my cuff saying 'pickme-pickme-pickme' - shall do Peterborough son 😎. Perhaps a tougher ask than last - away from home to ipswich, who find themselves 4 points back from the visitors. But a home record that shows 4 defeats ib the last 5, plus a scoreline that read 1-4 to Peterborough last time - dinnae fret. In the fucking satchel 👍
WIGAN ATHLETIC are our Keystone this week - 29/10 for a home affair against fleetwood. I've been watching the form of fleetwood since Joey B left; and no wins since. 6 free of a victory; 3 defeats in a row - the sting of change not yet repaired. Sure its got to end sometime; but in Wigan we have a mob who are battering in goals aplenty at the moment - 7 goals for in their last 2, both away from home. they score early, they could be in for a properly terrific hammering. Lets see what happens.
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So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff
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Alas – promotion has remained minimal; concentration devoted to other important matters: the Big DWT T-Shirt Giveaway. The entrants remained steady at the fixed 5 folk - the decision thus taken to reward all those who made effort to type the hashtag. Within moments - one of those announced there was no need for a t-shirt (I'm at this time yet to respond to the young man) - coudnae make it up. Woke up this morn - and thankfully two claimed. Important to actually have a complete trail from start to finish. Indication created for evermore, that the franchise is able to deliver on its vows - something folks can place trust in.
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Not to be ignored - in the background this whole occasion; the shamed Good Ship DWT. Back from yet another complete failure of a trip. Unable to deliver a win pre-xmas as hoped and heavily alluded to. We did manage to grab a healthy double way back at the start of the month - for that we can at least be thankful. During those convos where vitriol is being spat right in ones face, there is the chance at least to fill any void of chat with a quip relating to this success. On second thoughts - maybe no haha ah no. No defeats last week either - the ultimate slap to the mouth. One wee goal from either the draw-ers and we'd be skipping along the path akin to Mary Poppins herself. Glee is never that far away - its just if one doesnae manage to successfully tip themselves over the edge, they tumble backwards into a big pile of dirty filthy shite. I mind once thinking a well placed dunt on the side of one of yon copper coin cliffhanger machines, would see me wee taken care of financially for a spell - instead the rings of alarms filled my ear as an angry permed worman pointed sternedly at the exit door. So close - now never again. Sometimes when you ride a bull, he manages to flick you off, then drive one of his dirty bastard horns up your bing bong. Fuck that.
I'm no cowboy. I'd take an interest obviously - in much the same way as any new thing being presented to me as a potential option. Full of chin scratching and wide-eyedness I'd be; but longer term, there'd be a friendly exchange of waves and me driving off into the distance to pursue much the same pish as I always have. The directional changes - whilst evident - are subtle. Deviation - whilst extreme in the past; has now been settled for a fair old stretch. It has its ups and downs - these days I'm more about wee blips. A firm path - with a pothole to fill from time to time; but always that familiar feel, look and smell. Its important to reach down and touch what feels comfortable. When you land upon it; really take time to get to know - a wee finger in a puddle, a taste of the fluid following by instant spittling. Rich in nutrients - terrific. I've had a wee sample of that type of thing - not directly I must add alas; but certainly enough to have a sense of how wondrous the feeling of possessing land can be. A wee patch to call your own.
The experience of observing that kind of relationship unfold is an interesting one. The events I watched, were often tinged with a level of discomfort - the owner was all too willing to get on his high horse about things. Right from the off - chest a puffed, air blasting fumedly from the corner of his scowl. He was generally the kin of cunt I gazed upon through furrowed brow - but no question, there was a degree of success to his game. His existence I reasoned, made those with more tact all the more appreciated. One can never underestimate the terrificness of warmth when faced directly with frost. Admittedly - one must confess a dropping of the guard and an allowance of acceptance in replacement from time to time. Effortlessly sitting back, gently ushering in the energy to spout summat in contest of displays of disdain. I always reason you need to let a wee blast through from time to time. Else the cold will frost over the controls, leaving us helpless in the face of aggressive and heartless behaviour. Leaving oneself raw here and there reminds folk of its existence.
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On the rocks we were from the week before; finally able to pluck ourselves free from the clutches of the Evil Bastard Rocks - we dusted the place down, tugged the sails back up the masts and got up to speed. Skip forward a few hours - there we were a fucking gain; smashed to fuck against the Evil Bastard Rocks - the slimey seaweed stench filling our nostrils akin to the odour of defeat and perish. Useless bastards - they were laughing at us were the Evil Bastard Rocks. Once - the fuel is transferred easily into the tanks of belief. No the first time at the Ridicule Rodeo. Twice - aye sure, hands held up - accepted. But no doubt ones eye was a twitching in recognition. Thrice - well lets no pay too much heed unnecessarily. Such a wretched time, its best no mused over until absolutely necessary. Concentration therefore on victory - as fucking always 😎. So to wrap up - with Xmas dealt with, Hellos to those relative - avoiding the negative, by popping a sedative. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£253.57. Ah no.
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I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.

The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

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So here it is - the one that, in recognition the stretchiness of manys wallets - plucks some proverbial diamonds from amongst the manure:
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Its DWT31
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Odds
ROSS COUNTY	st mirren	19/10
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY	blackburn rovers	4/1
DERBY COUNTY	preston north end	29/20

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34.53/1 we get for this selection – terrific.
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Over 57's last week; over 34's this week - no records this Boxing Day Edition being set. In its place a potential return that certainly still qualifies as a jaw dropping amount. At the very least - worthy of having one reaching for ones phone to text a few cunts the good news. Given the messages and calls will be pinging this way and fucking that; a nice wee sprinkling of magic dust added to the convo-cake with the announcement you bagged a hipful of bangers thanks to a terrific old cunts weekly wager. 'Whats this?' They ask - followed by a stretch of awkwardness no doubt haha - a hipful of bangers nonetheless; thats the focus. Claim it as your own - no cunt wants to tell folks they're taking advice off of a proven useless arsehole. But here - win the day and that perception will maybes update itself a smidge. Lets see what happens 😎
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ROSS COUNTY were locked upon as soon as the managerial change occurred; you always expect a touch of joy early on in a cunts shot. Yogi Hughes it is; a chance to show he still has summat to offer after a strange moment over at Raith there. First game was Celtic away - so forgiven for perhaps saving the sheckels on that one. Today at home to st mirren; no disrespect to the quite frankly on fire sainties; but unarguably a much more winnable affair. An able team County are as a couple results thus far have proven; they've something to return Yogi at the very least in the short term.
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY are one I've gotten a smidge obsessive about; convinced I am the Pulis will turn shite around. And you know - as I say that, a wee glance at the form sheets and we see - oh ho - a win last time out for the Owls. Finally - a dollop of positive slopped into the ice cream bowl. Beating coventry a world beater does not make - I get it (hoo mama); but never underestimate the power of feeling - Tony will have harnessed it and swung it this way and that, licking it across the faces of all involved at Sheffield Wednesday. A new attitude - a new hope. With it - victory.
DERBY COUNTY find themselves once more amongst my selections; now arguably a fairly obvious choice upon anyones sheet. Unbeaten now in 6 - pugface has steadied the ship and no mistake. Sure - still a ways to go; lots of draws, no many goals - the main encouragement being their most impressive performance was the most recent; a terrific 2-0 cunting of pretenders Swansea. A tone to set going into 2021 - theres an intent about the wee pricks the now. Lets see what they do with it.
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So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff
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Alas – promotion has remained minimal; but shortly it willnae be, at least comparatively with the norm. The big DWT T-Shirt Xmas Giveaway will be hotting up a good smidge more in the run up to Xmas time. Thankfully the quota of prizes (3) has been met haha - thus avoiding the embarrassment of not even being able to give the fucking things away. That'd be a humbler for sure - but at the very least, that'd in keeping with everything thats happened previously haha. Thats the wonder of todays world; a cunt could undergo the most humbling of experiences which was then thrust into the public eye - and within a few days it'd be forgotten about. Some other cunt has done some other embarrassing shite.
The big picture - my eye is always on that. To my detriment on manys an occasion tbf - the overthinker forever tagged with the rep whereby they give up on things or pass on opportunities with regularity. Frustrating in retrospect - but for me, there simply has to be a reason why their subconscious directs them as it does. I learned a few days ago, that being able to take command of what you're mind tells you in any given situation is such for a reason. People see you in that light, they get a glimpse at the part of you that is not as honed as those you dazzle them with. Nowt wrong with that - in spite of the tools at folks disposal these days - nowt wrong with that. Therein lies the problem - any cunt can do anything; so as such there should be no excuse for not doing something. The human race demands evolution, forever the improvement in body development, mind capacity etc etc. That ethos at its very core represents where we are today; over-concentrated on that particular subject - poor cunts in the form of animals, fishie, birdies, plants - anything - go through turmoil and squalor.
Its tough to be selfless all of the time - no cunt should be chastised for taking a time or two of personal preferences here and there. The line in the sand represented by where your obedience lies is something lying there quietly - folks love to get straight to the heart of grading others selflessness or indeed - lack therof. In my work - in my social interactions; I'm in the main operating from a place of expectancy - i.e. the hombre I'm dealing with is a terrific cunt and we could potentially talk at length about all sorts. Not something I push for fear of appearing over-eager; but I'm ready to be nice - lets say that. From there, even if the adjustment is a fair bitty down - thats still a place much better to maintain serenity from than a fair bitty below tetchiness and frustration. Diplomacy is an artform I've dedicated my life to in a lot of ways - quietly and unofficially I must add - but I've always been analytical of my experiences with people and the reasons for various occurrences. I get that this could be associated with pettiness or paranoia haha - but to clarify; from my base of humbleness, the assessment of my experiences is in the main balanced and educational.
Thats not to say I havenae had my moments of course - hoo mama - but these experiences were tbf the most beneficial in terms of viceral educational experience. Those 'I wonder...' musings are soon cleared up, when you go through a bit of goosebumpy times. For me - pushing up against barriers isn't a focus; I see myself more a roving reporter, commenting on his experiences in an effort to tell the tale of whats happening. Indeed my lack of willingness to get up and push the fence has perhaps seen me lose comrades, sacrifice footholdings - regretful in their consequence. But after a stint of being accommodating to every offer and suggestion - the payoff was enough to make me take stock and treat every offer carefully prior to acceptance. Eventually this manifested itself into a pretty tough exterior shell...not keen on owt that was out-with the comfort zone. You appreciate the glide when the torrents thrash you about. Thats the very essence of my focus; I respect my shortcomings. My bodies reaction - both in mind and physical - is not something I scoff at.
My body tells me to be a lazy cunt - so be it haha; thats my main lack of selflessness I suppose...I'm not active enough in being physically engaging. A wee rock stuck in the right hand scale - down she goes. But then we glance at where the honedness is apparent; and for sure - when stuck in the left hand scale, the representative rock sends it down with aplomb. As long as the lean has the honedness to the fore - terrific. Not to say if not apparent theres something abohhrently wrong - there's many a reason why honedness depletes. For me - a lack of honedness should result in withdrawal; far too many examples scattered throughout time whereby a person has fired on regardless of the fact theres no a smidge of honedness to be seen. Sure - I'm no daft; its a bunch to ask for honedness to be tip top at every turn; but the problems avoided by standard setting is not done in jest. The world loves to utilise the ability to be hybrid - but theres not a time goes by where a specific task performed by a dedicated person or thing is extremely apparent in its value...better chance of correct information - relaxed factual time saving conversation; terrific potential for long term fruitful relationships. Thats the stuff 😎
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So the ship returned with treasure last week! Never not exciting 😎 On paper of course; another day out in the cold; but thanks to the focussed concentration, profit was gained by way of cash out. A tasty one at that - hoo mama - £37 off a facking dabble; that is the fucking stuff haha YES; the benefits of way way out there shots showing a nice wee bit of plumage there for sure. It'll no be the go to from here on in or owt; but nice to know the option is there should the bookmaker decide they don't know what they're doing for an avo haha (they'll win in the end anyhow the wee pricks...or will they?) The tactic this weekend therefore not really mused over; just a glance at the options and selections made - 'is that the price? Right you are' type stuff. Reasoned and researched; the selections this week are opted for in faith of return. I want to be able to say, 'DWT won before it was 30'. I'll no greet if it doesnae, but it'd be good nonetheless. So to wrap up - with wind in the sails, and hope in the tales - we look to avoid fails, and remain on the rails. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£213.57. Ah no.
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I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.

The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

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So here it is - the one that stands alone in its defiance afore glossing in its triumph:
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Its DWT29
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Odds
MOTHERWELL	livingston	21/20
DERBY COUNTY	stoke city	9/5
MORECAMBE	harrogate	13/8

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14.07/1 we get for this selection – terrific.
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Over 53's last week; over 14's this week - the ebb and flow of DWT offers very little for those interested in any sort of pattern; any given week could produce any given wager. For some - reality is key; they want a realistic shot at a return. Others - they want a big lump, lottery style; and only therefore bother when potentially a treasure chest chock a block with treasure is on the table. Henceforth - there's never been any limit put on the price. Unofficially 10/1 is as low as I go...theres been a time or two maybes where I cannae alas claim to never having breached that threshold. Most likely caused by a collaborative effort - hamstrung by a smartarse putting on a sure thing no doubt. Anyhow - a sexy big profit last week; really got the juices flowing - had a good browse of the available information....properly starting to believe in things actually having not only a chance of winning - but winning fucking often. Terrific 😎
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MOTHERWELL have had a rough couple weeks or so there; Covid-related bother (a hinderer by golly) prevalent - there was maybe an expectancy surrounding the slump given the circumstances. A wee humping at the hands of Hibs there last week; that'll be them pissed off now I reckon. Sleeves pulled up - hands rubbed together; surely enough in the fucking tank to overcome st mirren at home.
DERBY COUNTY are my new Mansfield - now the sails are full of wind, there's a solid confidence they'll deliver a convincing and comprehensive performance. The win now bagged - pug face needs a solid convincing win over a player - and Stoke are certainly that thus far. Home advantage as well - no fucking excuse.
MORECAMBE are unbeaten in 5 at home; a defeat last time out sure - but away to table topping wizards Newport. Back home then to lick their wounds - they'll be hopeful of success against a harrogate side beaten 4 times out the last five. Pish. Clinical and decisive - they could leap way up the league if they bag three here Morecambe - 9th by my casual eye. Thats the fucking stuff - hoo mama
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So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!**
Terrific, terrific stuff
Alas – promotion has remained minimal; but for the first time proper, theres a real sense of growth evident anyhow. Portions of DWT write themselves - etched in stone are the few paragraphs offering factual advice, or the fabled DWT mantras. Fans of the Dad output over the years, have oft been known to pay homage to the catchphrases - something that always produces a nice warm glow around the outer edges. I wouldn't call myself a cunt who deserves a statue or owt - but to have my documented trail of social commentary - or at the very least a portion of it - recognised as a momentous day of celebration, joy and remembrance; that'd be pretty fucking terrific. To harness the energy of that day and recreate it routinely; off the page.
Thats the aim - off the page. To be considered as such would in itself be off the page. The parameters of DWT are such, that ridicule is essentially part and parcel of the whole existence. It's therefore often tough to guage the temperature of the malice at times. We're at a stage now where the seriousness is non-existent to an extent; the participant(s) - regardless of wager - are investing generally without any expectation whatsoever. Which is probably the best place to be all things considered. Every success is a surprise - and with that an extended run of success would be an eye-opening cunt and a fucking half. I neither expect or hang off of the chance of this occurring - from the very start, I was ready to have very probable losses displayed with complete transparency. Its a risky subject to focus on is gambling - make a cunt of it and you're very much running the risk of attracting the ire of participants, or people in general. The focus of some gamblers relying solely on the wager itself when promoting - no frills or pizazz - is, for me, a risky gameplan and no mistake. Dampen down the seriousness with a wee cartoon or a joke - get the message out there, that this is for the more 'lucky dip' type gambler 'Ooo - 150m on the euromillions tonight! Odds are pish though - you'll never ever win th...or hold on - whats this...DWT - possible £500 bangers, 50/1ish - hahah look at what this crazy old bastard is saying; hilarious. Aye lets do this instead. Fiver down.'
Back to the land of zero return we went I must add, before getting too carried away with tempting your fivers out of your back pockets - but hoo mama it was a tantaliser. St Johnstone winning was a proper smug bastard moment; the pieces fell wonderfully into place...fell behind - immediate equaliser; then ahead all in the space of a few minutes there second half. Nil all in both other games - both of the cunts playing at their own stadium; the hope would head on deep onto injury time...but no - not to be. Sainties winning deserved at least the chance of a cash out on one of the doubles - but the agony of stalemates rears its ugly bastard head. The lack of action resulting in updating with nowt more than exclamations of eager hope. Lady Gambling took advantage of this energy and used it against me; she saw the bead of sweat slipping down the temple - I lost my cool. But here - frustrating bastards; score for the love of fuck. Ach well - the Consistency Slate is wiped clear once more; from zero we must build again.
DWT13 through DWT14 - that was the one time the Consistency Slate had any sort of accruance. A source of ridicule - manys a morn I've walked into the office and some clever cunt has etched a limp cartoon penis upon the Consistency Slate. I'm all for a bit of banter - you cunts all know that - but that kind of shit hurts a little I'm not going to lie. I don't dwell - its as relevant a gag as any - but when I see it, it takes me back to the moment of concoction (just there a minute ago) when I was full of wonderment and hope. Seconds later - I'm dressed like a pirate getting milkshake chucked over me. Once you go through that experience however - it gets easier the next time haha; much like yon scene in True Romance with Tony Soprano (subbing in being laughed and pointed at, for shooting some poor prick). For me - the statistics and trends and patterns are all fascinating without doubt - but I try and not let it influence things too much, as ridiculous as that sounds. Sure - theres obvious patterns like picking the same team for whatever times in a row - I'm more referring to the odds sought. I like to get a group of longer ones together of course - naturally - but if theres a beautifully priced sure thing, its without doubt a front runner for inclusion. A loose line at evens lets say.
Today plus two more afore we celebrate Xmas Day - and with that the Draw for DWT T-Shirts (see the Hat for details). Three lucky pricks will be celebrating the news a DWT premium T-Shirt in their size will be in their possession at some stage in the near future 😎. The T-Shirts adventure, whilst never really something thats garnered enough traction to be of any real commercial value (1 official sale to date - plus two gifted to competition winners) - has forever remained a pipedream I hope becomes reality one day. Perhaps from my ever-existent love of random acknowledgements out in public 'Hey - cool shirt hombre' type pish; smaller niche groups recognising each other and saying hi. For DWT - that would be some specific random encounter type stuff at this stage (current owners of said garments have all alluded to wearing purely in their own dwellings - of course they wouldnae wear it in public hahaha ah no). Henceforth the small promotional push - whereby I emphasise the fuck out of small; more just a way of giving back to those who care enough to want to be included in the draw (5 so far - so worth sticking your name in; a terrific chance of success 👍) - but you never know...a bit of assistance from the hands of fate, we could well be staring at a potential honeypot of action, some time in the nearish future.
The running feelings being felt at the success or lack thereof, are pretty much left to the side for this week - that being the first weekend of December. Naturally - we're reaching for the stars, seeking maximum impact from the selections. This is the kind of occasion that demands success. This kind of occasion gets pretty fucked off if empty hands are evident there at the end, 'wheres my fucking money bruv?'. Regardless - if there was a time for conservative, reserved 10/1 or lower type shite - it most certainly isnae now. threatening stares and spiked emphasis on demanding info may well be intimidating; but every now and then you simply have to get in its face, place a hand on its chest and say, 'Calm the fuck down.' Theres a lengthy game being played here - if you're coming in 1 week only demanding success, you're going to be in a bit of a state come conclusion. So whilst theres sympathy and respect paid to angered reaction; there is a line of retort ready to utilise once able to become intertwined with a reasonable convo. Far too much blazing in bull in a crockery shop type shite evident; relax and enjoy it - no wonder ever cunt thinks everything a scam - theres no patience practised. I may struggle to justify my shite return after such vibrant expectations displayed beforehand; but I have in fairness taken the time to reflect on this likelihood during a more sombre non-biased moment (etched in stone paragraph explains). So to wrap up - we're filling the sack, flinging it over the back - afore hitting the track, spreading joy shack to shack. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£230.85. Ah no.
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I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.

The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

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So here it is - the one that draws inspiration from lunar movements, whereby perfect alignment has been achieved (hopefully):
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Its DWT28
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Odds
DUNDEE UNITED	livingston	11/5
DERBY COUNTY	millwall	29/10
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY	norwich city	100/30

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53.06/1 we get for this selection – terrific.
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Over 23's last week; over 53's this week - up, up and fucking awwwwayyy; hoo mama. The more attentive will have noticed there's oft a trend with selections, whereby a selection will include a familiar face - a dependable cunt to turn to in an hour of need. sometimes you just need to slip another 2p coin into the one armed bandit. To be fair - there 's a solid lump of potential propped behind each selection. The doubles alone are worth a lump; all of them coming in would be a wee trip to Wonderland and no mistake...near 500 bangers. Holy Shitballs 😎
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DUNDEE UNITED perhaps have some terrible thing going on behind the scenes or summat - the price on offer seems very generous to me. Sure livi have enjoyed some victories in recent times, but against lower league pish in the main. Whoop de doo for the love of fuck. Meanwhile; United are unbeaten in 7. Solid as a rock. In they'll sweep - snatch a couple of goals - and away up home to celebrate with a nice dinner.
DERBY COUNTY manager Wayne Rooney may be one of the ugliest cunts on the planet - but one things for sure; he knows how to win a football match sometimes. I've had an itchy finger and no mistake when it comes to Derby - sure as fuck I (and others tbf) have been about a victory landing on the lap. Nowt so far. A trip away to millwall the dish being served. For me - a very winnable game; reputation as being a bunch of tough cunts millwall may be - but sometimes a name known worldwide floats into you domain and makes a cunt of yous.
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY represent a selection whereby I once again havenae let go of the certainty I held last week. Tony Pulis - so oft a miracle man (Has he been? sort of I suppose) - a terrific cunt like Anthony cannae go too long without a win. Sure sure - table toppers the opponents have and will be; but its no about them the day. Tony will grab a cheeky wee odd goal win here.
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So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
**date in title error: December 5th 2020
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Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!
Terrific, terrific stuff
Alas – promotion has remained minimal; the rot has well and truly set in. No reason to promote it; you just rely solely on the attentive eyes of the musings fan(s). There is reason to be resplendant in the form of investment - yes that right - actual currency to take the sting out of the losses. Where did this money appear from - one things for sure; it wasnae expected. For the record - the investor has no idea the donation is being utlised for DWT; thats a wee cheeky story I'm keeping up my sleeves until yon time success has been had (a whiles away - ah no).
But thats the flippity flop of fortunes - thats the nourishment I strive for. Granted - full disclosure isnae apparent; but one things for sure - the absolute best of intentions are to the fore like a cunt n alf - hoo mama. I'm no saying I want to be cutting ribbons in front of stores being opening or plaque unveilings; but being in the kind of position whereby the good name can be utilised positively in the sense of spreading a good word or suchlike - terrific. Folks with a cheeky wee company or a group of folks who run a whatever it is - approach Dad after being a fan of his for a spell, 'Here Dad - could you put a wee banner up promoting DWT362?' - no bother. Assuming the provisions provided by the wee company or a group of folks are of a satifactorily wholesomeness - let the mutual appreciation commence.
'Oh ho - Dad is once again thinking he's William Big Bollocks' - I hear you - craving potentially lucrative collaboration does on the surface appear, a smidge mistrustful potentially. The turning point of purity - that moment where Dad allowed the intrigue to take hold and afore he knew it - he was a prisoner to it. The only point of existing that here one is audibly and visibly justified by others with the finance provision option. Its an area I oft turn to for inspiration; the reason for DWT as you all know - all an effort to preempt the wonderment and get ahead of rumour. For many, deaf ears are utilised - couldnae give a fuck either way haha - these folks are the core of the audience. So with that in mind, I'm oft filled with wonderment at the namecalling and insults slung about by those familiar within a online community. I've heard my fair share of horrendous things that give you nightmares etc (hoo mama), so its not something I'm approaching without experience.
Its tough to be wholesome and co-exist with loose-lipped types - thats the lure of debauchery; it has a terrific way of highlighting eye-rolling twee-edness in a cunt - grabbing them, then beating it right out of the poor bastard with a devastating, incessant, bludgeoning cold fist. The will of the just is a tough thing to exercise at the best of times of course - dotted throughout time are example of horrendous tyranny and selfish cuntery; whats new. But thats the eye-opener for me - finally after a long spell of actual frustrating regression prior to a burst of progress - today represents an actual glimpse towards the masses acknowledging the need to be aware of whats going on. The switcheroo to electric cars we're observing slipping into society represents the change very much; times of very recently are absolutely unacceptable if tomorrow is to exist. The transition means we're existing very much in the middle of the change. Meaning our story will be as unique as it gets. We all glance back at 10, or 20 or even 30 years ago, glossing about how great it was - but when you imagine the furore surrounding the return towards what we remember being normality - the potential for a human race love in is pretty immense. So hungry we've all been for those sights and smells and sounds of things we love to do, we're willing to say 'fuck it' to things we may have been a smidge snobby about in the past. A terrific prospect is a bunch of eager, happy, excited human folk, skipping gleefully to a football match or concert or theatre or whatever; arriving suitably prepped with mind enhancers (legal ones) 😎
For those keeping track - its here. The threshold we all glanced at, but dismissed, owing to the belief a wee return was around the corner, is alas here. As good a time as any to get the calulator out. So in the Reddit era, we've had 19 DWT's thus far. The spend of £20 a week - thats a total of £380 spent. Total returns have paid us £177.98; so based on this it equates to having cost us an average of £10.63 a week. Chuck in the cost of a couple of T-Shirts, and we've got the kind of overheads most would laugh off as being trivial in the extreme. As one total figure of course - disgust and a bitter taste in the mouth - but broken down; forget aboudid haha - one wee spin of the wheel one of these weeks will come up cherry cherry cherry upon which moment we shall dance and sing and hug. Theres a natural air of love apparent right now and I for one want to offer something that taps into this reason for celebration. Terrific 😎 So to wrap up - the investment in pocket, we plug into the socket - kissing the locket, we then place in our pocket. Reddit Running Total (RRT) currently sits at -£202.02. Ah no.
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I’m not promoting it in the slightest to be put on; it's purely to be completely transparent about where the beans I'm spilling are being pushed towards – this is after all, a Life Experiment: Can a useless old arsehole prosper under strict weekly gambling conditions? Word of warning; prior to this – not really.
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The sticky clarifies - but just to reiterate - here's the format...DRS20 is Dads Recommended Spend: £20. This is a lot of money granted - and I would encourage absolute apprehension if this sort of money represents life altering for you personally if zero is returned. I’m lucky enough to be able to afford to lose £20 in a week; but confess that if I got no return for say, 20 weeks in a row - I would likely be without something I value (a streaming service or summat). I don’t take it lightly. Four bets are placed with this outlay; a £5 Treble (DWT) and three £5 Doubles. Generally if two come up, the bet is covered (up or down £2 or so). My gambling prowess is pretty much a joke; so whilst I advertise, I in no way qualify them as a given. I’m a prick with plenty bollocks to spout is all. This is how I frame it.

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So here it is - the one that marks the occasion of the quarter century with the loud overbearing respect it deserves - investment or no:
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Its DWT25
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DWT REPRESENTATIVE	Opponent	Odds
BRISTOL ROVERS	fleetwood	7/4
SWINDON TOWN	shrewsbury	23/10
MANSFIELD	forest green	11/4

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33.03/1 we get for this selection – terrific.
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Over 14's last week; over 33's this week - thats the defiance making an appearance again there; I'm never short of reason to say fuck you to sense haha ah no. Plus given the good news, its a given this'd be the case anyhow - come on now.
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BRISTOL ROVERS find themselves in the mix once more, after a couple of appearance earlier on (a wee win and a draw the buggers hath provided). At home they are and at a tasty price; a game in hand they have over opponents fleetwood - win this and the game in hand - oh ho - above the cunts they slip haha meant to be. Terrific.
SWINDON TOWN last years div 2 champs have had a bitty of a tough start to life in the big leagues- just 1 win in 5 so far. Thankfully they have the respite of the shittest team out there - shrewsbury - to assist getting the mojo back. A win there in the cup for them too over forest green - they'll be fine 😎
MANSFIELD TOWN available for selection once more (I'm stubborn about league games only) - now finally in form, coming off the back of a couple of wins (over sunderland notably in the cup) - there's plenty reason once more to assume they can turn it round and win the league. Its looking a long shot tbh; but plenty plenty time to go. Away to forest green; recently slain by fellow DWT encumbents Swindon Town - we have plenty reason to assume victory is a high probability.
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So there we have it – nostalgia, hope and determination all apparent in equal measure. This time we do it right; wind in the sails – and off across the ocean in search of new worlds. A powerful pirate ship hunting high and low for treasures. Raise the fucking flag - the good ship DWT is back and ready to provide for its crew. If you play; play safe. DRS20 as always people.
Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.
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